Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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