Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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