you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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