ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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