i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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