So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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