We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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