Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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