Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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