How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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