Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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