I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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