God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
