Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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