So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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