oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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