he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
