She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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