Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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