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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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