New low: just hacked my moms facebook
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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