sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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