In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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