I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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