We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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