I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
This show inspires me to have sex in space
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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