I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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