id be glad to
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just found a bag of teeth...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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