Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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