Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
