I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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