Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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