think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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