This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
bring money and cleavage
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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