Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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