"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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