i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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