i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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