How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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