yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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