This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She bit a glass in half.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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