Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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