Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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