She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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