You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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