All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
