I am in a vortex of obligation.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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