You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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