You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
