Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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