im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
