She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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