Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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