it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize