People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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