it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Someone shattered a urinal.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
How external is "for external use only"?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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