My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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